I can’t believe someone actually convinced him to post this
Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off
let me tell you about golf
i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die
the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago
there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world
let the golf industry burn
There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone.
Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.
That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.
We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.
Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.
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The Meme that Got Me Hooked on Memes
I’m bringing my Strutting Leo pics back because I had so much fun making them but I didn’t have very many followers at the time and the world needs to see them. This is art, people!
The shooting of Lee Harvey Oswald
The Brown Lady of Raynam Hall
The Ring: Mirror
The Ring: Samara
Civil War Battlefield
Emily Rose
Abu Ghraib Prison
Twister
Pearl Harbor
The Amityville Horror
Precious
Ghost Hunters: Grant and Jason
Ghost Hunters: FLIR Thermal Imager
Leo the Elf
Bob Ross: “Happy Little Leo”
Sweeney Todd
The Blair Witch Project
Shawshank: Tunnel
Shawshank: Prison Yard
Flashback to 2011 and the birth of this blog 😎
Once a year or so I go back to revisit these and they’re never not funny! 😂
Happy 68th Birthday to the queen of Sci fi.
The one and only Sigourney Weaver.
as of October 8th, 2018 she’s 69 now the absolute legend
Nice.
Nice.
NICE.
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
forbidden snack
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